Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
then explain why i want to punch people in the face
Ladies and gentlemen… I present to you: Olivia Wilde
Say whatever you want about Glee, but don’t you dare say anything bad about the precious human that is Zach Woodlee.
Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1.
I love this for how awesome it is, and hate it for not being my idea.
I am lazy and horrible and have nothing to offer this world.